Mark:We are live in Minneapolis, Minnesota for the Most Unholiest Night of the Year Unholy Alliances… And what a Main Event we have for everyone here tonight… Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line when Triple H teams with Rob Van Dam to defend against Chris Jericho and Subway… Mark:RVD makes his return
Mark:The EWA is live in Green Bay, Wisconsin… For Tuesday Night Carnage and what a Main event we have for everyone here tonight… Rhino:After months trying to capture a championship… The Rock defends his EWA Television Championship against Drake Cooper… Mark:Drake Cooper earned his shot a couple of weeks back and now gets to cash
Mark:We are live in Detroit, Michigan as the road to Unholy Alliances begins here at Friday Night Frenzy and what a Main Event we have scheduled for everyone here tonight… As Doug Kinsella and The Rock will meet one more time for the EWA Television Championship… Rhino:After last week’s controversial finish… The EWA Executive Committee
Mark:The EWA is live in Ybor City, Florida for Chaotic Walk… As you can see Rhino and I are here at the EWA Studios to call all the action tonight and we have a big Double Main Event tonight Rhino… Rhino:We sure do as it will be two matches at one time when first Shawn
Mark:We are live in Charlotte, North Carolina for Saturday Night Torture and what a main event we have… Wait a minute… Rhino:Now this is unexpected… Mark:The former EWA World Champion Subway is now dragging someone down to the ring right now… Rhino:That looks like Professor Claudis Payne… Mark:Megumi Kudo is walking to the ring with
Mark:We are live in Charlotte, North Carolina and this is Thursday Night Chaos… Here at Ringside I am Mark alongside Rhino… And what a night of action we have in store for everyone here tonight Rhino… Rhino:Our Main Event will be for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Mark:Josh Stewart defends his championship against “Dead Eye”
Mark:We are live in Hollywood, Ca for the 9th Annual Extreme Bowl and Rhino… What an Extreme Bowl this is shaping up to be here tonight… Rhino:When the event was signed everyone was expecting it to be Six Men battling for the Number One Contendership… But because of what happened to Chris Jericho last week…
Mark:We are live in Phoenix, Arizona for Thursday Night Chaos…And what a show we have in store for everyone here tonight Rhino… Rhino:We got a huge Double Main Event that I cant wait to see… Mark:One half of the Main Event will be when The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Subway teams up with his Number
Mark:We are live in Salt Lake City, Utah for tonights Tuesday Night Carnage and what a double Main Event we have tonight Rhino… Which is two big championship matches… Rhino:Thats right Mark… Two Title Matches which includes the EWA Television Championship Match… Mark:Shawn Michaels defends the gold in a Bring Your Own Weapons Match and
Mark:We are live in Denver, Colorado for Nightmare on EWA Boulevard and what a line up we have tonight… Which includes a big EWA World Championship Match… Rhino:Chris Jericho is looking to capture the EWA World Heavyweight Championship when he challenges Subway for the title in a Barbed Wire Death Match… Mark:Its a match up
Mark:We are live in Louisville, Kentucky for Thursday Night Chaos and Rhino what an interesting night of extreme action we have for everyone tonight… Rhino:You are telling me… Our Main Event is an Alligator Death Match… Mark:That’s right and it will be Subway putting the EWA Total Impact Championship on the line against Josh Stewart…
Mark:We are live in Kansas City, Missouri for the first event of 2009 and we are live with Monday Night Madness… And Rhino what type of Madness will erupt tonight… Rhino:Things could really erupt tonight in the Main Event when Shawn Michaels defends the EWA Television Championship against Big Daddy Ace… Mark:To make things more
