Mark:Happy New Year’s Eve everyone and welcome to EWA New Years Evil… I am Mark and I am along side as always with Rhino… But we are also joined by Al Snow… Al Snow weclome to the broadcast… Al Snow:Im glad to be here and look at this line up we have tonight… I just
Mark:Welcome everyone to Seasons Beatings 2005 live from Boston… I am Mark… He is Rhino… Happy Holidays Everyone…And what a night of action do we have for everyone here tonight… Rhino:The night is shaping up to be a good one… Mark:We will see William McConnell defend the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Shane Munns… Rhino:Can
Mark:Welcome everyone to Monday Night Massacre… And what a night of action we have for everyone tonight Rhino… Rhino:Its time to see if the EWA Newcomers can step up to the plate and make an impact… Mark:Our Main Event is an Extreme Death Match between Triple H and William McConnell for the EWA World Heavyweight
AL SNOW: Hello and welcome to Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, New Jersey. I’m Al Snow and I’m joined by Purgatory as we are ready to call the action tonight. PURGATORY: The next time you feed a group of EWA wrestlers Thanksgiving stuff, prepare yourselves. The carnage and chaos in that ring comes nowhere close
Mark:Welcome everyone to a very special EWA Event… Welcome to EWA HOUSE OF PAIN! I am as always Mark alongside with Rhino and Rhino we have a great show planned for everyone here tonight.. Rhino:You better believe we do… Three Titles Matches… Two Main Events and the Return of Triple H… You cant ask for
EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP PUMPKIN PATCH MATCH The L & LL Express Vs, Mystery Opponents Written by therocktbb316@gmail.com Edits made by DPrincedso@aol.com AL SNOW: Hello everyone and welcome to the EWA tradition known as HALLOWEEN HELLRAISER! I’m Al Snow! Joining me is Rhino as we call the action here tonight inside Madison Square
Mark: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to EWA Super Sunday Night Spectacular! I’m Mark and beside me as always, my partner Rhino. Rhino: I’ve got hot dogs, I’ve got coke and I’m ready for one hell of a night! Mark: And who isn’t? Tonight, EWA World Tag Team Champions, Lenny Lane and Lodi defend
Mark:Welcome everyone to South Bend… Welcome to GLORY… This is our biggest event of the year and we thank everyone for tuning it to what should be one hell of a night… Rhino:This bowtie is bothering me… Mark:Suck it up and just get ready for one hell of a night as we present Two Big
AL SNOW: Buenos dias! Welcome to the latin south known as the land of Mexico! I’m Al Snow and beside me is my partner in commentating crime, Purgatory! Tonight, we come to you from Monterey as we bring you SHOWDOWN! PURGATORY: Partner in commentating crime? AL SNOW: All matches take place inside a bullfighter’s ring
AL SNOW: Welcome everyone to the beautiful land of Bejing, China! Home to the future 2008 Olympics! I’m Al Snow and once again joining me is “I’m still gonna wait and see what he does” Purgatory ready to call this with me. Got something on your mind? PURGATORY: You mean besides the fact I wonder
AL SNOW= Hello and welcome to SALUTE-TION! Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard are all here as we celebrate and salute the troops here in the heart of what was the enemy stronghold right here in Baghdad, Iraq and Al Shaab Stadium! Al Snow here with former EWA Champion, Purgatory. You ready to
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN: Welcome everyone to STRANGE DAYS! The role that I am playing? Frosty The Snowman! Al Snow along with….who are you supposed to be? LEGEND DEMON: That big, red motherfuckin’ demon from the “Legend” movie. What is light without dark? Stupid motherfucker in that movie. I’ll be the smart version. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN:
