Mark:Welcome to Las Vegas…And Welcome to SLAUGHTER HOUSE…I am Mark… Alongside… The Man known as Rhino… Rhino:Yep I am Rhino… Thats Rhino with an I not Y like the other one is fighting tonight… Mark:Well tonight… Its gonna be a Slaughter House… As we have the first ever Slaughter House Match between Rob Parks… Shane
Mark:Welcome everyone to the big easy… Here in New Orleans… The site of this years superbowl… And the home to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage…I am Mark as always… Rhino:AND I AM RHINO… Mark:You didnt need to be so loud… Rhino:I KNOW… I CANT HELP IT… Mark:Well tonight we have some great action including the eWa
Mark:Welcome everyone to Long Island, New York… Welcome to eWa Nightmare on eWa Boulveard… Once again as always… I am the man known as Mark… Alongside with my tag team partner… Rhino… Rhino:Yes that is me… Rhino, The man who has carried you all the way from the hotel to the arena… Mark:Well tonight… Our
Mark:Welcome everyone to the last event of 2001… So for the last time this year I am here at Madison Square Garden with my tag team partner in calling the great eWa action and that would have to be Rhino… Rhino:That is correct… We are here calling the action tonight in MSG… Mark:Well tonight… The
Mark:Welcome Welcome Welcome to Friday Night Frenzy… We are sold out here in Boston, Mass for what should be one hell of an event… Im Mark and Join as always by the man just known as Rhino… Rhino:Yep thats me… Im Rhino… I love to eat Purg Dogs… Mark:Well tonight we will see a Triple
Mark:Seasons Greetings and Seasons Beatings to all of the eWa fans… As always we are live as live can be… From Tampa, Florida for tonights Pay Per View Seasons Beatings… As always… I am the fan known as Mark… The voice of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… And as always I am joined by the man
Mark:Welcome everyone to SATURDAY NIGHT TORTURE… Live from Chicago… As always I am the man behind the Microphone Mark… Alongside is my partner… A man who is no where as clean as Mr. Clean… And Thats Rhino… Rhino:Well yes I am Rhino… And How can you say I am not clean… Mark:Just look at that
Mark:Welcome everyone to November 2 Dismember… I am as always Mark… Alongside with the man known as Rhino… Rhino:Yep… Its Me… Its R-H-I-N-O… Mark:Tonight is gonna be an emotional night… As tonight we pay tribute to a man known as Ps2Phemon… Or rather… Jay Mack… As tonight… Shawn Michaels… Omega… Blake Bennit… The Rock and
Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage… As you all know I am the man behind the microphone as always calling the action… And of course my name is Mark… And I am along side the man who can take up the whole screen which is why I am behind the microphone… Rhino… Rhino:Hey… Well you
Mark:Welcome everyone to Madison Square Garden… Welcome to eWa HeadGames Live on Pay Per View…My name is Mark as always by the man known as Rhino… Rhino:Well we are in the House of legends… We in Madison Square Garden for what should be one hell of a night… Mark:Tonight in our main event… We will
Mark:Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Carnage… I guess you all know by now… My name is Mark… And we are here live in Pittsburgh, Pa for tonights event… And I am join as always by the man who we just call Rhino… Rhino:Thats right dogs… Its me Rhino… Thats the R-H-I-N-O… Mark:Well tonight we will
Mark:Welcome to PLAYTIME… Tonight we should be seeing some very intense and strange match ups… By The Way my name is Mark… As always I am joined by my side kick… The Hot Dog Eater Rhino… Rhino:Its Purg Dog eater… Mark:Anyhow… We do have some strange matches and some matches that really dont making any
